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100WC Week#34

100WC Week#34

One day I ordered a box of 5 ply toilet paper. I wasn't home so my annoying sister opened it. So as she lifted the lid she realised they stuffed up the package and I got a toy unicorn. It was a good thing though because he was the coolest  funniest fluffiest unicorn ever because he could talk. But he was a angry little midget when he wanted to be. It didn't matter because he was my best friend. He said to me my name was Jeff. He lived until I died and then he committed suicide.

The End

100WC Week #33

                                                           100WC Week #33

One day I was in my paddock and the feeding my fat pig but the ferocious wind was so strong I couldn't get back to the house. So I had to get in the pig shelter with my pig it stunk. I was in there for ages nearly 1 and a half days. Luckily I had a bag of chips and an apple. It was so cold I was wearing a jacket and I was still cold. In the paddock a few trees fell down after that day I went back to the house and told everyone all about it.

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