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Tuesday, June 2, 2015

100WC#Week 35

100WC Week#35
One day I was really bored so I ordered a talking unicorn. But I got a massive box of lemons and man I was hungry. In addition I was just moving into my new house. I didn't have any food yet or furniture. However I only had lemons. You know what happens next. I ate all the lemons, I peeled them and ate them whole it was so sour. But is was all I had. My tongue was numb by the end of all the lemons. But it made my tongue tingle. The lemons had a horrible taste by the end. 

Monday, May 25, 2015

100WC Week#34

100WC Week#34
One day I ordered a box of 5 ply toilet paper. I wasn't home so my annoying sister opened it. So as she lifted the lid she realised they stuffed up the package and I got a toy unicorn. It was a good thing though because he was the coolest  funniest fluffiest unicorn ever because he could talk. But he was a angry little midget when he wanted to be. It didn't matter because he was my best friend. He said to me my name was Jeff. He lived until I died and then he committed suicide.



The End

Monday, May 18, 2015

100WC Week #33

                                                           100WC Week #33


One day I was in my paddock and the feeding my fat pig but the ferocious wind was so strong I couldn't get back to the house. So I had to get in the pig shelter with my pig it stunk. I was in there for ages nearly 1 and a half days. Luckily I had a bag of chips and an apple. It was so cold I was wearing a jacket and I was still cold. In the paddock a few trees fell down after that day I went back to the house and told everyone all about it.

Monday, March 30, 2015

What Does It Mean To Be Healthy??

What Does It Mean To Be Healthy? 

I think being healthy is:

1.  Eating healthy like apples because you can keep healthy and it helps you run.

2.  Running most days because you can keep fit so you can do sports.

3.  If you get a cut you cover with a band aid so you don't bleed on stuff. Also don't get infections.

4.  Going to bed not too late so you don't get all grumpy in the mornings. Also it is good for you to get sleep.

5. Eating breakfast every morning, not only just a tiny bit, but have a reasonably sized breakfast.